Kal rat mere dost
Kal rat mere dost k Dadaji Uske
spne me aye or kaha "Baccho dil
khol k paap kro.
Q ki nark me
bilkul Jgah nhi hai. Hm khud
diwaro pe baithe hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 604 views
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