Santa- Mai tumhe

Santa- Mai tumhe car,new ghar le ke duga
Aur bahut sa gold bhi dilvauga

Girlfriend- Aaj park me mujhse milne aaoge na

Santa-agr meri biwi ne bus ka karaya diya
tu zaroor aauga
Tumse badh ke thoda hi mere liye kuch hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 595 views
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