Ek baar ek teacher ki
Ek baar ek teacher ki posting....ek adiwasi (tribal) area ke school me ho gyi
Teacher: hello students sabse pehle mujhe ye batao
k mere aanay se pehle wale teachers kaise the.....?.
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Poori class ek saath : Madam....very delicious.
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