Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 529 views

yar tere our bhabhi ki jodi

Santa- yar tere our bhabhi ki jodi to Ram-Sita ki jodi hai.
Banta- kahan yar, na to yeh dharti me samati hai our, na he ise koi utha k le jata he..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher -Past, present, future

Teacher -Past, present, future ka 1 example main deti hu Or 1 tum do
Techer-mai sunder thi, hu, aur rahungi
Student-Apko veham tha, hai Or rahega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan: Yeh FRIJ kitnay ka hai?

Pathan: Yeh FRIJ kitnay ka hai?

Salesman: Hum pathano ko koi cheez nahi baichtey,

Pathan after 1 month clean shave with 3 piece suit: Yeh FRIJ kitnay ka hai?

Salesman: Hum pathano ko cheezein nahi baichatay,

After 2 months full angrez ban k gaya: What’s the cost of that FIRIJ

Salesman: Hum pathano ko cheezein nahi baichatay,

Pathan gusay mein: Tujhe kaise pata chal jata hai k mein pathan hon?

Salesman: Kyun k yeh FIRIJ nahi “ALMARI” hai.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon

Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon
Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha?

Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang par
Kaat krar bhag gaya.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Kitna Pyar Karte Hai Log Iski Maa Ko

Chief Minister Ne Ek Din Pareshani Ki Halat Mein Apne Secretary Se Puchha.

Chief Minister: “Yaar Jab Se CM Bana Hoon, Meri Maan Ko

Hichkiya Bahut Aati Hain”
Secretary: “Ji Sir, State Mein Bijli Jaate Hi Log Aap Ki Maan Ko Hi Yaad Karte Hain“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)