Reporter : Meera G Hum Ne Suna Hai
Reporter : Meera G Hum Ne Suna Hai
K Ap Cigarette Piti Hain?
Meera: O Myyy Gaaad,
... Ap Ne Bilkul Ghalat Suna Hai,
I Don't Drink Cigarette.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 712 views
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