Mareez Nurse se
Mareez Nurse se:
Pani pilado...!
Nurse: kya pyas lagi hai?
Mareez (ghusse se):"Nahi"
Gala check karna hai kahi se "LEEK" to nahi....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 524 views
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