Kya aapko marne ke baad

Kya aapko marne ke baad bhi ladko/ladkiyon ko line maarni hai??……………

“DONATE YOUR EYES”

Ek aache message ko kaise-kaise batana pad raha hai..Kalyug hai!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 331 views
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