Boyz Mentality
Boyz Mentality :-
Ye jo aag dim me lagi hai zamane me laga dunga,
.
..
…
Uski doli jo uthi,
to Koi baat nahi smart hoon dusri pata loonga…;)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 574 views
Similar Jokes
Santa: police ne tumhe kyu arrest kiya?
Banta: maine purse se paise nikhaal ke kharchaa
kar diyaa thaa
Santa: baap re!! is liye bhi arrest karte hai kya?
Banta: purse kisi aur kaa thaa yaar
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
STU:Sr sb log HINDI ENG. me bolte hai MATHS me kyo ni bolte?
........
TCHR:Jyada 3 5 na kr
9 2 11 ho le
Ni to 4 5 dhr dunga to
6 k 36 dikhne lgenge.....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu LKG Mein Padhta Tha, Ek Baar Lagataar Chaar Din Se School Late Aane Par Madam Ne Kaha.
Madam: “Pappu, Tum Itne Late School Kyun Aate Ho?”
Pappu: “Mam, Aap Na Meri Itni Chinta Mat Kara Kare, Bachhe Galat Samajhte Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Patient: I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor: Didnt the new glasses help? Patient:
Sure, now i see the spots much clearer.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor apna pehla operation
Mukamal kerne ke baad operation
theater se bahir aya
Aur
ooper daikhte hoe bola:
.
.
.
.
” YA ALLAH ! mera Pehla TOHFA Qabool ker” :D
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek Kutta Diwar Pe Toilet kar Raha Tha Ki,
Tabhi Diwaar Gir Gayi Aur Kutta Marr Gaya,
Tabi Se Kutton Ne Decied KiyaKe
“ Susu Karte Waqt Ek Taang Se Diwaar Ko Sahara Diya Karenge “
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa kadi chawal kha rha tha , ek makhi us par
baithne ki koshish kar rahi thi, ye dekh santa bola-
hat hat ye woh nhi hai jo tu samajh rahi hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Banta santa se-teri dukan pe mitthai rakhi h tera
dil isko khane ko nhi krta,santa- yaar krta to bhut
h par papa marenge isliye chaat kar rakh deta hu
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life."
Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ?
Santa: My wife’s first husband.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar: ager mujhe opration se kuch ho jaye to is doctor se shadi ker lena
Wife: ap asa kiun bol rhe hain
Sardar: to kya main is doctor ko maf ker don.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)