Santa: Yaar kende ne zindgi 4
Santa: Yaar kende ne zindgi 4 dina di ey.
Banta: Aho! Te fer test match kyn 5 dina da honda ey?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 590 views
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Before it got out of hand, he thought of a way to stop it. One day he gathered together all the girls who wore lipstick. He then took them into the bathroom and lectured about how hard it was to clean the lipstick off the mirrors. The principle then asked the custodian, who was present, to demonstrate.
The custodian took a long handled brush, dipped it into the toilet and vigorously rubbed the lipstick off the mirror.
From that day forward, the mirrors stayed lipstick free.
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Ek Bachey Ko Exam Me Koi Sawal Nahi Aata Tha
Bachey Ne Hr Ques K Neche
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Es Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.
Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Lo.
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Sab sy mashoor Network kis ka hay?
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