Medical student ne ek ladki ko
Medical student ne ek ladki ko khoone se likha LOVE letter de Kar kaha mejhe iska jawab chahiye....
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Agle din ladki:Bhaiya you blood group is B positive
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 573 views
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b- wajan tolunga kitna ghat gaya hai!!
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UnCLe: To UsKe BaaP Ko CoFFee PiLaNe LeJa AuR SHaDiKi BaaT KaR,
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BOY: UnCLe, CHaLiYe CoFFee PiTe hai
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.shohar.
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Gya.
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Dalna Bhool Gaye. Fatta Fatt Matti Dalna Shuru
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Major Rohail-
Khan sab Carry Lougar bill
Aa gya hai
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Phatan-
Lo G pehle
Bijli,gas,pani ka bill
Ur ab ye carry lugar bill
Bolo kon se bank me jama krvana hai
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sholay.ki team ne ipl me hissa liya gabber k bowlers
ne 20 over me 350 run diye &usme extras 200 run
diye.
batao kyu?
q ki wicket keeper thakur tha
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Motape ka 1 hi elaaj hy tum rozana sirf 1 roti khaya karo,
Sardar:
Ye 1 roti khana khanay se pehle khani hy ya khanay k baad?.
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GOLU :chilkay samait KELA kha raha tha.
MOLU: Is ko cheel to lo.
GOLU: Cheelne ka kia zarurat hai,hum ko yaqeen
hai is k andar KELA he hai.:-)
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3 Friends Saath Mein Bethay They
1st One:
Yaar Main Itni Garam Chaye (Tea) Peeta Hoon K
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Peejata Hoon
2nd One:
Yeh Konsi Bari Baat Hai Mein To Ketlee Mein He
Tyaar Ker K Ketlee Mein Hee Peejata Hoon
3rd One:
Uhh.. Yeh Konsi Bari Baat Hai
Main To Muh (Mouth) Mein Doodh, Patii Aur
Cheenee (Sugar)
Daltaa Hoon Aur Gas Par Baith Jaatha Hoon
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)