1girl kissed a small boy.

1girl kissed a small boy. .

Girl-oh sorry. . !! Tumare gal pe lipstick lag gayi. .

Boy-kuch accha karne se agar daAg lagte he. . Toh daag acche he. . ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 293 views
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