Sonia Gandhi And Rahul Gandhi

Rahul Gandhi: Mom Apki Wajah Se Meri Shadi Nahi Ho Rahi

Sonia Gandhi: Kyon?

Rahul: Har taraf Likha Hai Sonia Ko Bahumat Do

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