Father: Anjali Ko Dekho
Father: Anjali Ko Dekho, 1st Division Se Pass Hui Hai.
Bhavesh:Haan,Use Dekhta Raha Tab Hi To Main Fail Ho Gaya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 619 views
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O Billo Rani
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1 Dost K Teen Dost Thay.
Teeno Doctor Thay.
2 Pagal Thay.
1 Ko Smajh Nahi Thi,
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2 Band Thay 1 Khulta Nahi Tha .
Jo Khulta Nahi Tha Us Main 3 Fans Thay.
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Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .
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Nikal Pada.
Raste Mein Ek Jagah Checking Ho Rahi Thhi, Ek
Police Wale Ne Usko Rok Liya.
Santa Ne Gadi Side Pe Laga Li, Inspector Aaya Aur
Saanta Se Pucha.
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Santa: “Nahi Ji”
Inspector: “Petrol Par Hai?”
Santa: “Nahi”
Inspector: “To Diesel Par Hogi?”
Santa: “Ji Vo Bhi Nahi”
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Socho Socho,
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