Pappu: Papa Papa, Mujhe Naya
Pappu: Papa Papa, Mujhe Naya Cycle Dila Do Na ??
Papa: Roz Ke Roz Kuch Nayi Demand, Jaake Chup Chap Padhai Karo !!
Pappu (Gusse Se): Accha Toh Aap Nahi Dilaoge ?? Soch Lo
Papa: Kaha Na Abhi Nahi….
Pappu: Thik Hai Toh Kal Ramleela Maidan Mein Mileinge…..
Papa: Matlab
Pappu: Gandhigiri and Annagiri Zindabad
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