Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..

“Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 343 views
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