Santa-Tum 1baar me kitne
Santa-Tum 1baar me kitne admi utha skte ho,
PHLWAN-kamse kam 10
Santa-bas,Tumse acha to mera murga hai jo subah pure mohlle ko utha deta h
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 588 views
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