Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho

Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.

Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?

Funny Husband: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

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Three vampire bats live in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night, the bats bet on who can drink the most blood.

The first bat comes home with blood dripping off his fangs. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of three people."

The second bat returns with blood around his mouth. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of five people."

The third bat comes back covered in blood. He says, "See that castle over there?" The other bats nod. "Well," says the third bat, "I didn't."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Check mate

Define Checkmate:
When you tell Your Wife that
You saw a Lady on the Street who looked exactly Like Her
She Asks “WAS SHE HOT?
You can’t say NO or Yes…..

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
Mare paun main khujli

Santa: Mere panv me khujali aa rahi hai
Jyotishi: videsh yatra ka yog h
S: Hath me
J: Paise aane ka yog h
S: Pet me
J: Swadisht bhojan ka yog h
S: Mathe pe
J: Abe khujale doctor ke pass ja mere pass kyon
aaya h

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Falling Asleep

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Someone Asked Shakespeare:
“U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?”

He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
“A Week Has 7 Days;
...Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??

So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age”
Love Has No Age.

Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P

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Is This Seat Empty

Man In Restaurant Sees A Woman Sitting Man Asks Politely:
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Woman (Furiously) :Yes !
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A blind man

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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pessenger:Tumne Mere Jaib Me Hath Kyn Dala?

Tumne Mere Jaib Me Hath Kyn Dala?
Muje Machis Chahiye Thi
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Hum Ajnabi Se Baat
Nahi Karta

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Hamaara gaadi petrol sestart hoti hai.

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai,
Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar Laughing behind Pathan at ATM Machine,

Ha ha I have seen your password,

Pathan: What is it?

Sardar: It is 4 stars (* * * *)

Pathan: Ha haa ha! You are wrong, it`s 2710.....

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
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