Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho

Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.

Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?

Funny Husband: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 276 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Maa or Baap

Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne Sasur ko
pita hi samjhna,
Tabhi darwaje par ghanti baji,
Bahu ne darwaja khola to pati aaye tha
Saas: Kon aaya hai beti,
Bahu: Maa bhaiya office se aaye hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Fax Machine Fun

Manager: “Do you know anything about this fax-machine?”

Executive: “A little. What’s wrong sir?”

Manager: “Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened.”

Executive: “How did you load the sheet?”

Manager: “I didn’t want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient would open it and read it.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bv Ko 2 Minut Mai Thek Karne Ka Tarika

Bv Ko 2 Minut Mai Thek Karne Ka Tarika.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
AGar Apko Pata Hai To Batao Warna Es Parcham Ke Saye Taly Ham 1 Ha

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I?m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Patni ne kaha

Patni ne kaha- Tum mujhe pehle jaisa pyar nahi karte, shadi se pahle to pados ki chhat se kudkar mujhse milne aate the, Pati bola- ab sochata hu ki usi chhat se kud jau.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband and wife

Husband and wife chori k topic pr baat kr rahy thay.

Husband: Jo shakhs chori krta ha wo bad mein zarur pachhtata ha.

Wife said romanticaly: Aur tm ne jo shadi se pehly meri nindain churai theen un k bary mein kya khyal ha?

Husband: mein ny pehly he keh dia ha jo chori krta ha pachtata zror hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dost: Itne udas kyun ho

Dost: Itne udas kyun ho?

Man: Wife se jhagra hoa tha usne kaha ke wo mujh se 30 din bat nahi kare gi

Dost:Tumhe to khush hona chahiye
Man:Aaj akhri din hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mere Mohalley Wale

Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.

Dost: Kiun?

Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Mufeed mashwara

Zindagi me agr bahut pareshan ho to lambi rasi lo aur darhkht pe bandh k



jhola jholo.
Enjoy karo pagal zindagi keemati hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
banta tere daant kaise toot gaye?

Santa:-are yaar banta tere daant kaise toot gaye?


Banta:-hasne ke karan.

Santa:-who kaise?
Banta:-are yaar main ek pehalwan ko dekh kar han pada.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

A bank robber

Kamal Ki Cheez

Difference between a cat and..

Sardar ko bar bar

Jo Dosray Ko Apni Baat

Boy: Boys are intelligent th..

Santa Hospital Me Ek Nurse Se

I have the perfect son

Bahar Nikal

Good News And Bad News

Existing Users Login
User ID  
Password  
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook