Boy and girl of class 2 asked

Boy and girl of class 2 asked their teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO, Never!! Its impossible.”

Boy said 2 girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 272 views
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