funny
Indian girl:
Me to os se shadi kron gi jo handsome ho ameer ho or bohot pyar kary
Or tum
Pakistani girl:
Me to os se shadi karon gi jis k ghar UPS laga ho
by Engineer Rizwan (few years ago!) / 636 views
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