Husband: Today is sunday
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 713 views
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The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."
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Ek Aadmi Jyotishi Se- Meri Shaadi Kyon Nahin Ho Rahi Hai.?
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Munna bhai -Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
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Santa - mere frnd ne chupke se mobile se meri gf ka no. Le liya..
Banta - phir kya hua..?
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maa Bete Se:Uth Jaa Kmbakhat
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 pathan samose khol kar ander ka masala kha raha tha.
1 admi ne pocha pura kiun nahi khate?
pathan bola:baba doctor ne bahir ki cheez khane se mana kia hai.!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
Me sick, no work
Boss SMS back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan: Hamara B.V Humko chhor kar chala gaya...
Friend: Tum us per Zulm karta hoga...
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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Gahak: Kamal hai 1 Ghanta Pehle Tum is
BAKRI K 1000 Rupye Mang rahe he Ab Q 1100
Mang rahe ho?
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Pathan: Ye Abhi mere 100 Rupey Kha Gai Hai.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)