Sardar to pathan!

Sardar to pathan!
yar jahaz jab chlta hai to us ka
darwaza q band hota hai?
pathan”
kafi dair sochny k bad.
yar koi (juice) wala na char jay.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 278 views
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