Santa apni girl friend ko I luv you kehta hai aur gir jata hai.

Girl: Ye kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I’m falling in love.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 529 views

Karren not marriage with shahid

Why Kareena did not marry Shahid? Bcoz she
wanted a new surname after marriage. Not Kapoor
agiain

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Girlfriend : “Last night I had a dream of you.”

Girlfriend : “Last night I had a dream of you.”
Boyfriend (got excited): “Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke”

Girlfriend replied : “We were traveling in bus,
Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river.

Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone.”

Boyfriend (with luv): ohh “I was searching for you, na ? ? ”

Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting,
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“Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene they

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

sms please

Insan ko Beemar kar Dainay wali Chezon mein Se aik cheez apno ki judai hai ”

So Plz. Aik 2 sms kar dia karo”Kal v halka jea bukhar ho gya c..

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)

Improve your english

Improve your English!

Friend to Pathan:
Yaar Ye Tattey Khujane Ko English Main Kya Kehte Hain?

Pathan:
BALL Tampering…!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ab Tujhe Kaha Bithau Mein?

Santa, Banta Aur Unka Ek Dost Bike Pe Jaa Rahe The,

Tabhi Raste Mein Traffic Police Wale Ne Unhe Rokne Ke Liye Hath Diya.

Santa Bike Roke Bina Hi Uske Aage Se Nikalta Hua Bola: “Oye Pagal Hai Kya, Pehle Se Hi Teen Log Bethe Hai, Tu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)