Santa: “Kitna padhey

Santa: “Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?”
Banta: “B.A.”
Santa: “Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 335 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Chhote: Tujhe pata hai

Chhote: Tujhe pata hai main aaj girl friend se milunga

Bade: Kya baat kar raha hai, teri bhi girl friend hai !

Chhote: Haan, Aur mujhe shaam ko badminton court jaana hai.

Bade: Badminton court kyun?
Chhote: Waha net hota hai na… isiliye

Bade: Abe net ka kya karega…
Chhote: Girl firend se milunga na, usne bola tha, aaj shaam ko 4 baje Net pe milte hain… hahaha

Bade: Bakwas band kar!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Fm radio hi le lo

Girl:mujhe aik aisa husband chahye jo achi baten kare hansi mazak kare aur mujhe gane bi sunae
pappu:tu husband choro aur fm radio le lo

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye

Ek Pathan ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,

Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar Kehne laga:


Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 na 1 Din to Yahan Aayega na.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Super insult

Teacher:- Jab main tumhare jitna tha,mere 100 marks aate the!

Student : o bhai aate Honge..!
koi achha teacher padhata hoga..:-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Angrez

Angrez: Tum logon ne minar-e-pakistan kasie khara kiya?

Pakistani: HUm ne isey banaya aur is ka munh HEERA MANDI

ki taraf ker diya ye khud he khara ho gaya

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
next week daily Masjid Jayen ge

.BV: Is Week Hm Roz Cinema Jayen ge Us k next Week Roz Shoping K Liye Jayen ge
Hsbnd: Or Us k next week daily Masjid Jayen ge
BV: Q?
Hsbnd: Bheek mangne..

by lescol (few years ago!)
husband: tum se shadi kar k

husband:
tum se shadi kar k mujhey ek faida to hua...
wife:

khush ho kar boli kunsa faida?
husband:

muj mere gunahoon ki saza dunya mein hi mil ghi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan


Pathan ki bv:zor se chilai aur boli Gul khan jaldi bathroom se bahir niklo

Pathan ki bv:zor se chilai aur boli Gul khan jaldi bathroom se bahir niklo Zalzala aaya hay!

Pathan: Tum usko bithao hum aata hay.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 10?

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 10?

A lawyer.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 15?

Your honor.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Plz Naha Lo Yaar

Mujh Se Koi Ghalti Ho Gai He Kia?

Pichhle Ek Mahiney Se Mujhe Ignor Ker Rahe Ho, Plz Aisa Mat Karo

.

.

Tumhara Piyara

.

“SAABUN”..:-)

Plz Naha Lo Yaar ! Sardi Kam Nahi Ho Gi..:-p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Difference between a cat and..

The Meaning of Dreams

Good News And Bad News

Chemical formula for water

Ghurbat ki intha kya hai?

Kisi unknown number se Patha..

Nikah k baad dulha. Molvi sa..

Pathan

Cigarette hai kya

Dekh teri girlfriend ko

Existing Users Login
User ID  
Password  
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook