BV -Wo Aadmi Muje Dekh K

BV -Wo Aadmi Muje Dekh K Muskura Raha H

Pati-Jrur hasega,jb maine pehli bar tumhari shakal dekhi thi to Mai b 3din tak Apni hasi nai Rok paya tha

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