Jab Aap Chashma Utaarte Ho Tab

Wife- Jab Aap Chashma Utaarte Ho Tab Handsome Dikhte Ho

Husband- Ha Dear, Jab Mai Chashma Utaarta Hu Tab Tum Bhi Bahut Khoobsurat Dikhti Ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 309 views
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