couple had a fight in d nite nxt morning husband offer milk to his wife n wife says so sweet of u.

husband says aj nagpanchmi h le nagin dhudh pi le

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 626 views

Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya

1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Milti Hi Nahi

Kehty Hain Khuda Ny Is Jahan Main Sabhi K Lye
Kisi Na Kisi Ko Banaya Ha.
Tou Kya Meri Wali 1965 Ki Jang Main
Maari Gaye Thi?
(‘.’)/
/)) Milti Hi Nahi. :(

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Bus conductor

Aik pathan Amma rozana bus my conductor ko kaju or badam khany ko dia karti thi.

conductor : Amma ap mujhy roz kaju, baam khany ko kiyo deti hi.?

Amma : Mere dant to rahy nai beta sirf choos k phenkna acha nai lagta . socha kisi k pait me hi chaly jaen

hahahahahaaaaaa....

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

remix

Faraz” yaron ko azma k Dekh liya
Prdy mein bula k Dekh lya
Mot B Hm se dor Bhagti hy”Mohsin”
Car k Nechy aa k dekh lya
Mrta Nhi ye JARASIM-E-ISHQ
“Sagr”
Safeguard se B Nha k Dekh lya
Koi Sunta Nhi Faryad-E-”Ghalib”
Radio pe B ga k Dekh lya
DIL ka B pata Nhi Chal Rha”Wasi”
XRAY B kra k Dekh lya.

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)

Increase its size Stretch it

Increase its size Stretch it more Exercise it more Bigger the better B'coz nothin looks better on ur face than THAT NAUTY SMILE

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)