1 Macchar presaan baita tha.2sre
1 Macchar presaan baita tha.2sre ne pucha kya hua?
1st-yaar gajab ho rha h
Chuhedani me chuha,Sabundani me sabun
Mgar macchardani me admi so rha he
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