Jhagde K Baad..
Jhagde K Baad..
Patni- Aaj Ke Bad Mai Tumse Baat Nahi Karungi
Pati- Kya, Tum Gungi Hone Wali Ho
Patni- Nahi, Tumhe Behra Karne Wali Hu
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 543 views
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