CONSTABLE:SIR
CONSTABLE:SIR,KL RAT KEDIYO NE JAIL ME RAMAYN KI TI.
JAILR:TO ESME PARESAN HONE KI KYA BAT HE?
CONS:SR,HNUMAN BNA KAIDI ABI TK SANJIVNI LEKAR WAPAS NAHI AYA.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 648 views
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