Boy 2 girl
Boy 2 grl- Apni body to dekho jaise haddiya hi haddiya Ho!
Grl-isliye itni der se soch rhi hu k mere pas Kutta kyo khada h?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 581 views
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