Papa mjhe Nokrani se pyar hy

Boy: Papa mjhe Nokrani se pyar hy Mei us se shadi kronga.

Major Rohail: Nokarani ko rani banane ka na socho.
Boy: Kyu?

Major Rohail: Yehi galti mei ne b ke thi beta.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 340 views
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