Hamara Beta Nalaik Hai
Major Rohail: Hamara Beta Nalaik Hai.
Hamesha Test Main "Andaa" Lata hai.
Anti Misba: Tum Kya Jano "Andey" ki Qeemat.
Pata hai Aaj Kal 105 Rupee Darjan hain. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 650 views
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Sab Kehte Hai Dunia Me
Maa-Bap Se Badkar Koi
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Isliye
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Jaldi Se Shadi Karlo
or
Maa-Baap Ban Jao
Rishta Whi,
Soch Nyi.:-P;-):-D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)