Jaan Mai tumhe
Boy: Jaan Mai tumhe Bangla,Car,Soney Ka haar DILA Donga....Girl:Ye Batao, Shaam ko Park Aa Rahe Ho na..Boy: Agar mummy Ne Bus Ka Kiraya dia to zarur Aunga....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 501 views
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High Level Insult
Aik bacha park mai bench pe betha
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Jo ziada metha khatay hen
wo jaldi mar jatay hen.
Boy:
ap ko malum hay meri dadi ki age 106 saal thi.
Orat:
wo metha kam khati hongi.
Boy:
nahi,
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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ladki Apne Boyfriend Ko Kehti Hai.
Girl Friend: “Jaanu Mein Apna Purse Gar Bhul Aayi Hoon Mujhe 1000/- Rupaye Chahiye”
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Why did u shoot ur wife ?
Judge: why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar: Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar’s Poetry For Her Lover
Aam Hai K Aam Ka Achar Hai
Kuch B Hai To Mera Pyar Hai
Aur Mereee Is Request Pe Zara Ghaur Karna
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Biwi nind me jor se chilai-jaldi utho mere pati aa gye.
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by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Court Me Faisla Howa
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya? MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)