2 Rotiyan Khaya Karo!
Doctor: Motape ka 1 hi Elaaj Hai.
Tum Rozana Sirf 2 Rotiyan Khaya Karo!
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Pathan:
2 Rotiyan khane se pehle khani hy ya Khane k bad?
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