Teacher : Isaac Newton
was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity.
Student : Right. Had he
sat in the Class, he
wouldn’t have discovered anything.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 746 views

Boss to Secretary

Boss to Secretary: For a week we'll go abroad.
She calls her Husband: For a week I & boss going
abroad.
Husband calls Girl-Friend: Wife going, let's go for
outing.
Girlfriend calls her student: For a week you are
free.
Little boy calls his Grandpa: I'm free.
Grandpa(Boss) calls Secretary: Tour cancelled.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

IDIOTS PLEASE STAND UP

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic lecturer.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the lecturer with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Sardar Ne Pathan Ki Beti Ka Rishta Maanga

Ek Sardar Ne Pathan Ki Beti Ka Rishta Maanga

Pathan Ne Sardar Ko Bohat Mara
Maar Kha Ke Sardar Utha
Kapre Jhaar Ke Bola Phir Khan Sahab Me Inkaar Samjhu?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ticket Chacker

Ticket Chacker-Amma Kiraya Pura do Amma-Mai student hu

TC-Konse school me?
Amma-Wo q batau

TC-Muje apni DAADI ka admission karana hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ameer Larkay ny apni grlfrnd sy gift manga,

Ameer Larkay ny apni grlfrnd sy gift manga,
Larki ny apni totti hoi joti ka talwa day diya,

Larka wo talwa lay kr sunar k pas gaya or kaha:'Ye chandi k box me saja do'Sunar nay 2 din ka time diya.

2 din baad jab larka leny aya to sunar nay pocha:'ye kis buzurg ki jouti ka talwa hai?'

Larka:'ye buzurg ka nahi meri girlfriend ki jouti ka talwa hay'

Sunar:'begairt pehly Q nahi bataya hum sab ghar walon nay is ko 3,3 dafa dho k piya ha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)