TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is round

Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 616 views

Zookeeper and three boys

A zookeeper approaches three boys standing near the lions' cage and asks them their names and what they're up to.
The first boy says, "My name's Tommy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions."

The second boy says, "My name's Billy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions."

The third boy says, "My name is Peanuts."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Socho…!,,

Socho…!
Hum Har Roz kitne Fazool SmS karte Hain..?
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Aaj 1 Aur Sahi ;-) :)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

pathan friend sy..

Pathan: Wo jo table pe admi betha hai us se hamara dushmni hai
Frnd: Table pe to 4 admi hain
Khan: Wo jis ki mochen hain
Frnd: Mochen to sub ki hain
Khan: Wo jis k sufaid kapre hn
Frnd: Wo to sb k hi hn
khan ne gusse me pistol nikala or 3 admion ko mar kr bola
Wo jo reh geya he wo hmara dushman hy:

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

A Staged Wedding To Bust Dealers

As supposedly reported on CNN:

Undercover police, staging the wedding of "a drug kingpin's daughter", let it be known on the street that dealers were "invited" (i. e. Expected to attend).

The bride and groom were police, as was the band, bartender, and about half the guests. The band playing at the wedding was "S. P. O. C." (COPS, backwards), and the wedding went through the full ceremony, including the dancing afterward.

The long-sought dealers were arrested after the "band" took their break. The last song the band played before taking its break? "I Fought The Law, And The Law Won"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Ny Bache Ka Nam MQM

Pathan Ny Bache Ka Nam MQM Rakha

Dost: Apko MQM Sy Nfrat Hy
Phr Apny Bete Ka Nam MQM Ku Rukha,

Pathan: Hum Sari Dunya Ko
Batana Chata Hai Pathan MQM Ka Baap He.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)