Santa pi kr Scoter pe

Santa pi kr Scoter pe 1 Arthi Se takra Gya,
dead body gir Gyi Log Sante ko Pitne lage,

SANTA- Jo Gir gaya Usse To Punch lo Jyada Chont to nhi lagi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 325 views
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