SunoG Kaam krte waqt
Wife:sunoG Kaam krte waqt mere ko baho me mat lia karo
Tabi Kamwali boli:
Madam achhi Tarah se samjha do,mai to bol-bol ke thak gai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 558 views
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