santa:chal race lagate hain, jo harega wo rs.1000 dega. banta :thik hai par mujhe rasta nahi pata . santa:bas tu mere peece peeche rehna. banta :thanx bhai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 565 views

Girlfriend Pe Shayari

Kash! Tum Bakari Hoti,

Main Tum Ko Ghass Khilata,

Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh Pakadta,

Aur Puchta Pagal Kon?

Tum Ya Main?

Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti: “Main Main...”

Tab Main Khoob Jor-Jor Se Hasta…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chiti Na Hathi Sa Kha

Hathi ki bike bigad gayi,

Chiti ne use scooty par lift di,

Raste me chiti ne kha

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"Thoda Niche Jhuk Kar Baith Na

Dad Ne Dekh Liya

To Bawal Ho Jayega".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jab professor tumhe Class se

Fact of Classroom
Jab professor tumhe Class se baher nikal de TO SAMAJH LO K TARAQQI KAR RAHE HO
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He might b afraid dat u know more than him
B +ve.;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A drunk guy took a cat home

A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: "See... here is the a monkey of the jungle."
His wife said laughing, "That's a CAT ..."
He said back to his wife, "I am talking to the cat!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Thank God, Mainu Lagga Nava Si

A College Student Needed A Small Two-Hour Course
To Fill His Schedule And The Only One Available Was Wild Life Zoology

After One Week, A Test Was Held.

Sardar Went To A Museum Where He Broke A Statue

Officer: U Have Broken A 5000 Years Old Statue

Sardar: Thank God, Mainu Lagga Nava Si…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)