A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!"

The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "BITCH!!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 615 views

Sardar

Man: Oye tera ek dant neela kida ho gaya?

Sardar: Yaar main ink lagayi hai.

Man: Uh kyon? Sardar: Kyon k aaj kal BLUE TOOTH bahut mashur hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Ek ladki 18th floor se gir padi

Ek ladki 18th floor se gir padi..
.
13th floor pe 1 ladke ne catch
kar liya or pocha mujhse pyar
karogi..
.
Ladki:" no,, Ladke ne usey chhor
diya 9th floor pe 1 aur ladke ne catch kiya or pucha mujhe kiss
karogi.. .

Ladki:" no, Usne b chhor diya.. .
Ladki cheekhen marti hui 1 aur
chance ki dua karne lagi.. .
.
3th floor pe aate aate Pappu ne
catch kar liya.. .

Ladki foran boli:" mai tumse
pyar bhi krungi aur kiss bhi
karungi" . Pappu ne usey foran chor diya or

bola Pappu:"
Characterless girl,
Isse accha to tu mar jaye "Main sareef banda hu ye galat
kaam hargiz nahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dard Kahan Hai

Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai apko?
Patient (F): Pooray badan mien hai

Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao.
Patient: Tocuhes her right knee and says here, then touches her earlobe and says here, then touches her left cheek and says here, etc.
Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger mien dard hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Asian to a British:

Asian to a British: Do you know we have made such thing
which can able us to see through the wall.

British with wonder: What is that?

Asian: Hole

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa went to temple

Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying

Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)