Ye daulat bhi lelo

Jagjit Singh: Ye daulat bhi lelo.. Ye Shaurat bhi lelo. . . Ye daulat b lelo,ye shaurat b lelo... Santa: Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo..

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