Beta mummy bahut
Papa:Beta, mummy bahut chup-chup baithi hai kya baat hai?Beta:Papa, mummy ne LIPGUARD maanga tha, maine FEVIQUICK pakra diya...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 613 views
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