santa apne jeb mai ek patthar le kar ghum raha tha..., usne ek se pucha tha ki kyon le kar ghum rahe ho. to bola jiska jeb bhari hota hai usi ka name chalta hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 593 views

A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.

A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.
Sardar : Tu chal main sports shoes pehen ke aata hun!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A child asked his father

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Horror movie

Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1
chudeil kabhi mere age kabhi piche aur kabhi sath
chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek pathan ka school main 7th

Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .

Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?

Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

1 SARDAR Or American

1 SARDAR Or American Siri Paye Kha Rahe Thay.
American K Hath Me Bakray Ki Zaban Agai.

American:
Wats This?

SARDAR:
Lo Dasso
O Khotaiya “This Is Language”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)