Civil servant

Civil servant: I am unable to sleep.
Doctor: Can`t you sleep at night?
Civil Servant: I sleep very well at night. I find it difficult to sleep at noon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 254 views
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SHADI SE PEHLE

Boy: Aakhir wo din aae ga kb
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Boy: no way esa sochna b mat
Girl: Roz shoping kraogy
Boy: Q Nhi, Bahot Sari
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item mean "maal"
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