Teacher Pakistan k kitne soobe hain?
Teacher: Pakistan k kitne soobe hain?
Pathan:
Teacher: Good
Pehli dafa sahi jawab dia hai chalo ab un k naam batao?
Pathan:
Mashriq
Magrib
Shumal
Junub.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 611 views
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