Pathan 100 k note

Pathan 100 k note pe likha no. dial kar raha tha.

2nd pathan: ye tum kya kar rahe ho?
1st pathan: main dekh raha tha k quaid-e-azam to wafaat pa gaye to un ka mobile kis k paas hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 582 views
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