Bohat kum Aaye Hain
Larka: Ro kyu rhi ho?
Larki: Mere Marks Boht kum aye hain.
Larka:kitne aye hain?
=Larki:sirf 88%
Larka: Bibi Khuda ka khof kr
Itne mei to 2 larke Pass ho jate hein.
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