Two snakes were out taking a stroll when the son snake turns to the mother snake and asks: "Mommy! Are we poisonous?"

"Why, yes we are", says the second.

Again the baby snake asks, "Are you sure we're poisonous?"

"Yes, we are very poisonous."

The baby snake becomes very upset. Again, he asks, "Are we really really poisonous?"

"Yes we are really really poisonous. In fact we're the most poisonous snakes in the world. Why do you ask?"

"I just bit my lip!!!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 635 views

Ek dukhi girlfriend ne

Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,
apne boyfrnd ke liye,
shayari likhi……………….
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Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka shahzada…..
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Dil tor kar chala gaya… .
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KUTTA, KAMINA, HARAMZADA :p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

1 admi to bus driver

1 Aadmi Bus Driver se:
Kitne Ghante Bus Me Rehte Ho?
BUS Driver:
24 Ghante.
Aadmi Herat Se:
Wo Kese?
BUS Driver:
12 Ghante Is BUS Me.
12 Ghante B.V K “BUS”Me.

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

Aao Race Lagaty Hain

Pathan:
Aao Race Lagaty Hain
Jo Haara Wo Ek Hazar Rupe Dega

Sardar:
Lekin Mujhe Rasta Nahi Maloom

Pathan:
Bus Tum Meray Peechay Peechay Rehna

Sardar:
Thanks Yar

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Wife to Husband

Wife to Husband: Suno Ji, doctor ne mujhe ik mahine k aaram k liye kisi Hill station par jane ko kaha hai, hum kaha jayenge?

Funny Husband: Dusre doctor k paas..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,

Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,
Pepsodent se majboot karne ka,

Babool se fresh karne ka..

Agar fir bhi safed nahi huye to..
Bindass HARPIC use karne ka..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)