Teacher: What is your name?.

Student: Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.

Teacher: When I ask aquestion in english,
Answer It In English.

Student: My Name Is Sunlight.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 604 views

Santa tapasya karta hai

Santa tapasya karta hai

Bhagwan: var mango vats
Santa: Ye kya kiya aapne, me to vadhu ke liye tapsya kar raha tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa- Mai tumhe

Santa- Mai tumhe car,new ghar le ke duga
Aur bahut sa gold bhi dilvauga

Girlfriend- Aaj park me mujhse milne aaoge na

Santa-agr meri biwi ne bus ka karaya diya
tu zaroor aauga
Tumse badh ke thoda hi mere liye kuch hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kal Maine Dekha

Raman: Kal Maine Dekha, 4 Aadmi Ek Saath Swimming Pool Me Koode,
Magar Sirf Ek Ke Baal Gile Huye,
Bolo Kaise?
Chaman: Baaki 3 Ganje Honge

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Heaven And Hell

In Heaven:

The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.

In Hell:

The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.


In Computer Heaven:

The management is from Intel,
The design and construction is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.

In Computer Hell:

The management is from Apple,
Microsoft does design and construction,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,
Intel sets the price.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye? Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)