Rani: You know mam, my mother fears a lot while crossing a road!

Teacher: How do U know that?

Rani: Because, she holds my hand while crossing!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 557 views

12 Kailay

Bacha: Maine Hathi K Samne
12 Kailay Rakhe Usne 11 Khaliay
1 Q Nhi Khaya?

Admi: Hathi Ka Pait Bhr Gaya Hoga.

Bacha: Nahi 12wa Kaila Plastic Ka Tha.

Acha Dubara
Maine Hathi K Samne 12 Kailay Rkhe To Usne Aik B Nhi Khaya Q?

Admi: Saray Kailay
Plastic K Hongay?

Bacha: Nahi Ghalat.
Is Dafa Hathi Plastic Ka Tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 darzi logon k kapde lekr farar hogya

1 darzi logon k kapde lekr farar hogya

Koi kehta meri pant,
Koi kehta meri Shirt,

1 Santa bhi Ro raha tha Logo ne puchha Q Ro Rahe ho?

Santa:mera naap le gaya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aisa chaukidaar chahiye jo

Officer: Dekho, humme aisa chaukidaar chahiye jo sehatmand ho, chust, chalak aur chaukanna ho, jarurat parne par jisse hum daat bhi saake…



Yadi tumhare andar yeh saare guun shamil hai to tumhe yeh naukri mil sakti hai.

Umeedwaar : Saheb yeh saare gun meri biwi mein hai, usse bulau?

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Janam Janam Ka Sath

Patni: Mein toh sochti thi hamara sath janam janam ka hai….lekin swamiji ne kah rahey they ke swarg mein pati patni ko saath rehne nahi dete……

Pati: Darling isiliye usse swarg kehete hai…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mardon Ko Yaad Rakhna Chaiye

Ek Pari Ne 60 Saal K Shadi Shuda Jorey Se Kaha,

Mein Tum Dono Ki Ik Ik Khawish Pori Kar Sakti Hoon,

Biwi: Main Apne Shohar K Sath Sari Duniya Ki Saer Karna Chahti Hoon,

Pari Ne Jadu Ki Chari Ghumai Or 2 Tickets A Gaen,

Phir Shohar Sey Pucha, Tum Kya Chate Ho…?

Shohar:
Apne Se 30 Saal Choti Biwi Ka Khwahishmand Hoon,

Pari Ne Jadu
Se Usko 90 Saal Ka Kar Diya,

Moral:
Mardon Ko Yaad Rakhna Chaiye K Pariyan Bhi Auraten Hoti Hain..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)